Monday, January 9, 2012

BatchBen #2: The Group Date


Looks like we're going to have TWO vixens this time! Courtney I'm-a-Model and Blakely Jugs. I'd advise Ben to listen to the kids--the ones they don't like, he shouldn't like either. They're seeing who's real and fake and aren't distracted by...things. Evidence: I LOVE the way they made Blakely zip those puppies up inside the Gingerbread Man costume. Blakely: 0. Kids: 2.

Jill and Cheryl--something about Blakely's teeth and cheekbones reminds me of Julie Stephens. Are you seeing it, too? Nothing against Julie, who is actually a good person.

And the rose goes to Blakely, the one who made the most of our time "in conversation." He actually said that. Conversation.

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  1. Text from Cheryl during the show: "I hope the audience got a Chili's gift card for sitting through that painful D-grade community theater. Has ABC cut their budget?" Answer: So it would seem. Let's see, theater in the park, using costumes from the wardrobe archive the kids were probably told to write the play around...$0. Walking-around individual date #1...$0. Driving-then-sitting individual date #2...$0. They even made Ben use his own car. I hope they paid for the gas.

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  2. And did you see how umm, "thrilled" they all tried to be when they found out they were going to San Fran? Ben's announcing that they will be hitting the road, the girls look at him with big eyes of anticipation, already bobbing up and down in excitement when he lets San Francisco out as their destination. Not exactly Thailand is it?

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  3. Maybe some Russian billionaire made them an offer they couldn't refuse on the mansion and they had to vacate.

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