...or, Ben's date #2 (or was Ben's date Constantine's #1?) But wait! Gasp! What an unbelievable surprise! A helicopter on a Bachelorette date! Let's see if we can spot the cameraman's knee in one of the shots like we could in one of Brad's dates.
Nope. Instead we get Ryan standing there watching the helicopter pass overhead. He says it's been really hard, just waiting for days there in Fiji. Poor guy. Gazing out over the water with nothing to do. Having to choose a different beach to do it on every day. Tsk. The things people endure for love.
Ashley's having to plead with Constantine to be into her. I love the way Constantine doesn't just go along with it. Love the way he's clear about where he stands. Love the way he already knew he'd say no to the fantasy suite.
WHOA! Honest gasp. Honest. I was NOT prepared for him to say "This is the end of the road for me." This is my new favorite bachelor. Or does it go back to strange mother issues? Either way, I think we just watched the next Bachelor walk off the set.
...and I love the shot of Ashley reading that invitation to the fantasy suite by herself.
And although all the voice overs had her going on and on about the slow pace of the relationship, she still needed him to like her. How much of this show is Ashkey working out her own issues?
ReplyDeleteAnd have you ever seen so many guys leave voluntarily before? Is this all because of the hope for Emily? Surely bentley wasn't the only shallow loser???