Here's my theory: Ashley has such low self esteem that deep down she thinks all she really deserves is an unavailable d-bag. Anybody who's really good is going to be doubted, questioned, and thrown away. Tonight, she WILL sabotage any chance she might've had with a pleasant, shallow, good-looking guy who wanted a giggling, shallow, slightly bowlegged litle girl. So let's get ready to enjoy it!
Slow response... although I did hurry to read this. Honestly, it was on my to do list at work on Tuesday. I liked that to do list.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. SERIOUS self-esteem issues. Also agreed, bowlegged. I never noticed until now, but those jeans were just SO TIGHT!