Yes! Those ARE Michelle's fingers mixing in there! Doing a very noble job of transforming herself into a Good Girlfriend. Maybe she's setting herself up as the sympathetic, much-misunderstood beautiful girl we all want for the next Bachelorette! I won't stop lobbying for that. It'll only get better as she moves (further?) into her cougar years.
How long did the production crew have Ashley walk back and forth on those paving stones? How much did they pay her to go on about how ready she is to start her life with Bentley?
Aw. He misses his daughter. Cozy. Or Cuddles. Or My Parents' Toy. Or whatever it is. But not very much, because that's not why he's leaving. He's just tired of it. And all the others are idiots. And you're a...what, exactly? Whoa--wait. He's NOT looking forward to hurting her? Sounded like that was the chief goal up 'til now.
Bets please: Is he going to play the daughter card to make his escape, or go for the jugular?
Wait--the first thing he wants is a hug? And to keep hugging somebody he doesn't like? And he wants her to sit on his lap? Wow. He's doing a really awful job acting like he cares about his daughter. All the looking off to the side and the uh-um-uh. I bet he finds a kid really boring and tedious and sticky. And kids cry. And she's a girl, who cries. Unbearable. Wait--did he just fall asleep for a minute there on top of her in the corner?
He's worse than I thought. And I thought he was awful. There's an awful beyond that. But Ashley has full-on done this to herself. HOW DID SHE GET THIS ATTACHED? Object lesson for young women everywhere: Falling in love is EASY. Make sure you fall in love with the right person. And if you do it wrong and get your heart broken, you don't have to talk to yourself about it if cameras aren't rolling.
Yeah, we're setting a timer for Jimmy Kimmel tomorrow night.
Hey, JP! You lucky guy! You get to take the billion shattered little pieces on a date tonight!
Yeah, he's a monster. I am sick for his daughter. And can only imagine how enraging this must be to his ex.
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Bentley is so gross, someone call child protective services. I think the producers should be embarrassed they let things get so out of hand. I hope Ashley quits or refuses to pick someone so they get what they deserve.
ReplyDeleteHis daughter is adorable though. Look at this gem the girls at my office found today http://suzettenicole.blogspot.com/ (Bentley's Ex-wife's blog)
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