Monday, June 13, 2011

Episode 4 #5: The cocktail party/rose ceremony

Bold move, horizontal stripes. Bet she wouldn't try that if she had competition in the room.

West the Tragic Widower: There's no way Ashley wants to be the second woman in somebody's life. But of course she's couching it in terms of "I don't know if he's ready." This guy won't last long.

Lucas the Tragic Divorced Guy: There's no way Ashley wants to step into the arms of damaged goods, either. Always risky to be with a guy who let himself "fall out of love" once already.

Ryan: I can totally see why the guys don't like the hey-there GQ guy. It's the same reason advertisers don't use perfect guys to sell stuff to men. Blake "Caps" the Dentist is a stand-up guy for telling him so, rather than just joining in gossip circle. Short of a major disaster, he'll be around for a while.

Bold move, Chris, putting your arm around her while you walk her out for the rose ceremony. Trying to stir something up with the guys? Aaaaand...we're back to Bentley. Chris is taking up the role of "life counselor," nobly, given the constraints of the show and the lack of ethical professional constraints, but Ashley is not picking up the REALLY broad hints he's giving her about him.

So does the extra rose mean an extra week for us? Goodie! Even if not, the thing we can be sure it does mean is the one guy going home tonight is going to feel like the pits.

Seeing who's in the final two...don't wear a light-colored suit. And I'm right! Girl is not going to take a chance on love with West the Tragic Widower. Poor guy. He's so much better off. There's a real girl out there for you who's not wallowing in insecurity. I'm sure of it.

And next week...MORE BENTLEY! Good grief. Somebody medicate this girl. May you all have a better night than she's going to, and may you never be troubled by feelings.

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