I hope William is doubting himself as a comic as much as he's doubting himself as a human being. We could be getting a glimpse of why all his previous girlfriends might've been looking for something...else. A little less clueless and prone to do impressions or crack "jokes" at critical moments, perhaps. Oh, and Jeff, she doesn't care about your 3-legged dog right now. Why is it so hard for any of these dudes to see what's going on here? Ah, Ryan-perfect-solar-guy. Homerun. No surprise.
Any of those guys back at the house who didn't go on the group date will feel SOOOO lucky when the others get back.
I love Ryan.
ReplyDeleteI hate Jeff's dog.
William - that celebrity that you saw yourself working for in a few months, it's not happening. Go ahead and give up on that dream.
Good call on sacrificing your good standing with Ashley and America in hopes that your career will sky rocket William. Too bad he didn't do his awesome impressions of people, maybe he would have had better luck. Keep explaining what a roast is....I'm sure Ashley will get that you were funny eventually.
ReplyDeleteGood thing Bentley made Ashley feel so bad about herself that Williams roast seemed like a compliment in comparison.
True--Bentley must be the reason William got welcomed back. (I'm looking forward to their first conversation after this.) Maybe Bentley made her feel so bad about herself she felt like she needed/deserved somebody around who makes fun of her. How often in a relationship has he found himself saying "C'mon! I'm just kidding!"
ReplyDelete